My name is Niki.
I'm currently twenty-six years old.
Sometimes I draw things, other times I just reblog things, which is most of the time.
I'm just your average, every day, socially awkward girl.
Mom: No I've never really heard my daughter swear.
Me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TEEMO FUCK YOU AND YOUR MUSHROOMS. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A FUCKING GIANT METAL DICK COVERED WITH FUCKING SANDPAPER YOU YORDLE FUCKING BASTARD.
Mom: Uh... sooo... what's a teemo?
Me: Oh I was playing League... Sorry...
Watson: So where have you been?
Sherlock: Became a dragon and space terrorist, you?
Watson: I was a Hobbit...
Sherlock: What's a Hobbit?
Watson: It's a...Wait a minute...Your voice...
stop. blaming. whole. fandoms. for. what. one. fan. does.
im sorry but the mishapocolypse was considerably more than one fan. thats why everyone was so pissed off.
this wasn’t about the mishapocalypse at all come on that was spectacular
thank you i mean since when have you seen thousands of people come together and organize something that huge
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.