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me Niki Jean IsNot My Lover

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Thematticus theme by Anthagio.
My name is Niki.
I'm currently twenty-six years old.
Sometimes I draw things, other times I just reblog things, which is most of the time.
I'm just your average, every day, socially awkward girl.
Mom: No I've never really heard my daughter swear.
Me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TEEMO FUCK YOU AND YOUR MUSHROOMS. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A FUCKING GIANT METAL DICK COVERED WITH FUCKING SANDPAPER YOU YORDLE FUCKING BASTARD.
Mom: Uh... sooo... what's a teemo?
Me: Oh I was playing League... Sorry...
05.25.13

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undeadlife   114588 ♥ 05.25.13
Watson: So where have you been?
Sherlock: Became a dragon and space terrorist, you?
Watson: I was a Hobbit...
Sherlock: What's a Hobbit?
Watson: It's a...Wait a minute...Your voice...
Sherlock: What?
Watson: Smaug?!
Sherlock: BILBO.
asilverliningforthegirlonfire   21997 ♥ 05.25.13

the-angel-fell-for-the-hunter:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

anothercuppaplease:

sararye:

weirdella:

sararye:

stop. blaming. whole. fandoms. for. what. one. fan. does. 

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im sorry but the mishapocolypse was considerably more than one fan. thats why everyone was so pissed off.

this wasn’t about the mishapocalypse at all come on that was spectacular

Amen.

thank you i mean since when have you seen thousands of people come together and organize something that huge

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sararye   35364 ♥ 05.25.13
erikas17: Awwww his face

erikas17:

Awwww his face

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f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g   129322 ♥ 05.25.13

multi-fandom-polish-blog:

ask-agentcoulson:

warmheartedsnow:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

Little Avengers [x]

Target, you’re doing it right.

*You gotta love the fact that little thor is a girl.*

#bby ‘Vengers #how Phil sees the team tbh

Main reason to have many kids.

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suave-graphics   54880 ♥ 05.25.13
ethan-lawson-wate: JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

ethan-lawson-wate:

JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

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ethan-lawson-wate   14990 ♥ 05.25.13

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paltrowgwyneth   2876 ♥ 05.25.13

a-lunatic-on-the-grass:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS 

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andrew-jason   83445 ♥ 05.25.13

Today at work...

Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
impalawanderlust   41872 ♥ 05.25.13
 
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